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Caddie Sacked: Kuchar Poorly Plays “The Green” After Winning Mexican Million

Imagine you’re out on a pristine summer’s day playing in your country club’s golf championship. The rules of the day allow for caddies, so you ask one of the high school seniors working for a little spending cash to carry the Callaway bag around the hilly course.

After the round, you’re sitting in the clubhouse having a lemonade when the kid asks if you need anything else before he leaves. You say no and thank you and shake his hand.

Only one thing is left to decide. What do you tip? A $50 sounds about right, doesn’t it?

PEBBLE BEACH, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 08: Matt Kuchar of the United States plays his shot from the 13th tee during the second round of the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am at Spyglass Hill Golf Course on February 08, 2019 in Pebble Beach, California. (Photo by Chris Trotman/Getty Images)

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Now imagine you are Matt Kuchar, one of the best professional golfers on the PGA Tour. You have made $46,627,590 (10th all-time) and are so popular galleries traditionally break out in a chorus of “Koooooooch” as you stride down the fairway. Yes, you have the world on a string. You are sitting on a rainbow.

In November, your hot streak continues at the Mayakoba Classic. You cash another check for $1.296 million for winning. Back at the clubhouse, your caddie, David “El Tucan” Giral Ortiz, is taking off his overalls when you walk over to say thanks.

Only one thing is left to resolve. What should you tip? Normally, the rules of comportment call for a gratuity equal to 10 percent of the pot if a golfer wins, which would have meant approximately $130,000 for Ortiz.

“He was definitely my lucky charm,” Kuchar said.

Kuchar gave the guy $5,000. Magically ridiculous.

News of Kuchar’s economic triple-bogey landed him a sand trap of public opinion with only a putter in his hands. But if you think Kuchar is embarrassed by the perception he is cheap, you would be wrong.

In Kuchar’s defense, there is nothing in the Rules of Play saying a 10 percent tip is mandatory. In fact, tipping in golf usually mirrors tipping in life. There are no guidelines about how much you tip the mailman, waiter or the person who handles your luggage at the airport. We all fall into one of three categories: generous, cheap, somewhere in between. But some things are just expected.

When asked about the incident, Kuchar told GolfChannel.com he and Ortiz, who he described as his fill-in caddie, originally agreed to $3,000, with a bonus that could have upped it to $4,000.

After the win, Kuchar paid Ortiz $5,000. He also said he offered Ortiz another $15,000, which he turned down.

“It’s done. Listen, I feel like I was fair and good,” Kuchar told GolfChannel.com. “You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not going to buy people’s ability to be OK with you, and this seems to be a social media issue more than anything. I think it shouldn’t be, knowing that there was a complete, agreed-upon deal that not only did I meet but exceeded.

“So, I certainly don’t lose sleep over this. This is something that I’m quite happy with, and I was really happy for him to have a great week and make a good sum of money. Making $5,000 is a great week.”

That brings us back to the original point, unraveling what’s expected from what’s fair. If you subscribe to the 10 percent rule, even offering a big raise to $20,000 for a week’s worth of title-winning caddy work would be apter.

If Cruz carried Patrick Reed’s bag around Augusta National in April when he won The Masters, don’t think for a moment he’d get away with giving the guy $20,000 after winning $1.98 million. They’d rip the green jacket off Reed.

PLAYA DEL CARMEN, MEXICO - NOVEMBER 11: El Tucan, caddie for Matt Kuchar of the United States holds the pin flag on the 18th green after Kuchar won in the final round of the Mayakoba Golf Classic at El Camaleon Mayakoba Golf Course on November 11, 2018 in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)

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Rumors about Kuchar’s seeming penurious nature first swirled in January when he won the Sony Open in Hawaii. Earlier this week, Golf.com published Ortiz’s version of what happened in Mexico.

“Matt is a good person and a great player,” said Ortiz, who carries bags for a living at the Mayakoba Resort near Cancun. He told the website on a good day he can make up to $200. “He treated me very well. I am only disappointed by how it all finished.”

Here’s the problem: Kuchar realized how much Ortiz usually made and figured $5,000 would make the guy’s year.

“For a guy who makes $200 a day, a $5,000 week is a really big week,” he said.

Perhaps that’s so. But just imagine what $130,000 would have meant to Ortiz – if Kuchar had simply played by the rules.

“Maybe I missed the boat here” Kuchar said. “I kind of think I go there [to Mexico City] next week, and win, am I expected to pay him $130,000?”

Well, yes you are, dude.

“It’s kind of too bad that it’s turned into a story,” Kuchar said. “I really didn’t think it was a story because we had an arrangement when I started. I’ve done enough tournaments and had enough weekly caddies, and I’m very clear about what the payment will be. And we had an arrangement that David was OK with, and I thought Sunday he was very much OK with it.

“I kind of feel like unfortunately some other people have got it in his head that he’s deserving something different than what we agreed upon. And it’s just too bad that it’s turned into a story, because it doesn’t need to be. We had a great week.

“I try to look at the bright side of everything,” Kuchar said. “I hope he’s happy, I hope things are really good in his life. I have to think, if he was given the same opportunity to do it again, he’d say, `Yeah.’ He has a nice personality. He’s easy to be with. The photo of the two of us with the trophy, that will always be on the wall in my office.”

In Major League Baseball, the players and coaching staff are expected to tip the clubhouse attendants who keep them fed and their living space tidy and clean. And the guy who makes $20 million a year is expected to pay a disproportionate amount considering first-year players make less than $600,000. It’s called sharing the wealth. The idea is everyone has to eat.

Whether Kuchar cares to recognize this is irrelevant.  The caddie carries his own weight, literally and figuratively. Fair compensation is expected and warranted.

“I think if you ask locker room attendants, they’ll tell you that they’re happy to see me,” Kuchar said. “I’m no Phil Mickelson, but these guys are like, ‘Matt’s coming our way.’”

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